Asinine adverts
Beckon to credulous goons
Buy this worthless shit

It's ET cetera
Not ECK cetera, you dope
You're a Ph.D?

Minimum wages
Maximum incompetence
Fast food fiasco

NO SOLICITORS
Screams the sign on the front door
Morons undeterred

Hoarders, Cheaters, COPS
Fourth-quartile buffoonery
The fun never stops

Hootin' and whoopin'
Stuffed with corn dogs and Bud Light
Please put on a shirt

Mollify the proles
With bright lights, noise, and circus
Wrestlemania