Big-box stores are clogged
With hordes of frenzied morons
Happy Holidays

Committee meeting
A withering fusillade
Of inane horseshit

Semiliterate
A fog of stupidity
Impenetrable

Little oxygen 
Reached your brain in utero
Simian doofus

Porcine imbeciles
Stumbling stupidly through life
Leaf blowers at dawn

Dusk on Six-Mile Road
Liquor, Lotto, Check Cashing
Holy Trinity

Adipose tissue 
Erupts through cheap apparel
Gate A twenty-three

Waiting for the bus
Shoveling a cheeseburger
Into your gullet

Talentless dimwit
Keep pawing at your gadget
China ascendant